Pooh...a sweet gesture given to me by my parents.
I'll have his legs chewed off in the next two minutes, quickly followed by the arms. By bedtime, he will be nothing but a torso.
It's what I do...sue me.
An above-average canine
I was born in Churchville, VA just a few miles away from the Woodrow Wilson Presidential Library. Being born in such close proximity to one of America's greatest leaders probably gives some insight into my own personal greatness. Upon meeting me, you will quickly come to find out I am not an average dog.